Well at least she checked it for unicorns *before* turning it in.
I believe we had an instance of unicorns in our CI environment once. I think they were just in the comment section, but I also seem to recall that it almost made it to the Production environment… Good times.
Consultant fees are expensive, you know.
Missing semi-colons was one of the most common issues my students faced when the code wouldn’t compile right.
“My, how the tables have turned!”
“I’m not using sql.”
Is your code caffeinated or decaf?
“Forever” is always a lie when it comes to ‘working on projects’ and ‘how long I’ve been waiting’.