Mid-March? Oh, just you wait for the endless winters that last until mid-April, or into May! Then you will regret living up north.

That is, until you get a nice, mild temperature summer while everyone to the south suffers in 100+ degree heat. Bleh.

EDIT 12/18: Whoops, looks like this one was scheduled but never got posted! Silly me. Hopefully you’ll see it now. :)